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Wednesday, September 6th, 2006
11:09 pm
"All those religions - they contrdict each other on every other point but each one is filled with ways to help people be brave enough to laugh even though they know they are dying."

Robert Heinlein
Stranger in a Strange Land
Friday, September 1st, 2006
10:16 pm
Thursday, June 29th, 2006
7:40 pm
After two margaritas on the beach...
{in the ocean}

My sister: I LOVE the ocean!
me: Hug the ocean!
My sister: You can't! and thats why I HATE IT!






ow im burned...
Sunday, April 30th, 2006
2:22 am
so i went to linsays party at ucla and did a keg stand off a HUMAN BEING...yes i know im the shit) my sistergot wasted. good. and i perhaps set her up withan asian keg for prom double good. stick it was a qualtiy movie but that was sooo yesterdays news, i DID NOT get pulled over on the way ohome even tho TWO whole cops drove by me so suck that! and i drank two sparkx and i think my pee had a greeenish hue...
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
6:19 pm
so i went to planned parenthood today and they are OUT OF HIV TESTING SUPPLIES. thanks a lot george bush.
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
10:56 pm
explian this...
my dogs feet smell like Fritos
Monday, March 20th, 2006
12:36 pm
ur thoughts?
should i take out my nape?:

ive had it for 6 mos so i got my moneys worth
i feel like it rarly gets seen and "enjoyed"
i dont really notice it till it catches on stuff (not too often)
my dad would flip if he ever saw it
i have major guilt issues about hiding it

but:
it is pretty sexy and different
i dont know how ill feel about being "nonpierced" like im lame or something...
ill be less like mav which is never good
if i take it out will i get an infection or something?
on the other hand fuck my parents im like 21 yrs old geez!(but wait they support me...)
Sunday, March 12th, 2006
6:34 pm
SFJ 0710 (5:59:38 PM): PUBES
daemonllama (6:00:01 PM): jizzums
SFJ 0710 (6:00:27 PM): SEMEN EJACULATIONS
SFJ 0710 (6:03:40 PM): IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BUTTHOLE
daemonllama (6:13:53 PM): ewww
SFJ 0710 (6:17:26 PM): HAHAHAHA
SFJ 0710 (6:17:27 PM): HA
SFJ 0710 (6:17:29 PM): HOHO
SFJ 0710 (6:17:30 PM): HEHEHEH
daemonllama (6:18:01 PM): gufaaah
SFJ 0710 (6:18:11 PM): so tom
SFJ 0710 (6:18:14 PM): how are you?
SFJ 0710 (6:18:23 PM): and waht are you feelings about time and space
daemonllama (6:18:30 PM): I am well
daemonllama (6:18:50 PM): time and space are products of our own limited perception of reality
daemonllama (6:19:03 PM): neither of them are constant nor intangible
SFJ 0710 (6:22:04 PM): interesting ol chap
Saturday, February 11th, 2006
4:14 am
i love being dead cause i get free drinks

Current Mood: fuck love
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
8:45 pm
Friday, January 27th, 2006
1:01 pm
to andrea (i know ive been busy and cranky but i love you hunny!)
      
andrea's fine black ass is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005
12:09 am
Bagel and cream cheese, delicious!
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
9:15 pm
Gina Davis is trying to steal my boyfriend
10:43 am
This morning, Gina Davis mewed at me while I peed.
Sunday, October 30th, 2005
8:27 pm
luna is a bitch we barly know her then she brings her lame ass new boyfriend to my party and he uses MY ranch and MY bbq sauce to steal MT OWN pizza out of my own fridge...what a bitch am i right???
Sunday, October 16th, 2005
7:17 pm
PARTY AT FC 53 ON THE 29

COME!! IN COSTUME AND WISH ALLYSON A HAPPY 21ST!!!!





PS. IF YOU THROW A PARTY ON THE SAME DAY WE'LL KICK YOU IN YOUR REDHEADED BALLS!!
Thursday, October 13th, 2005
10:06 am
seeing everyones beautiful faces last night = yay





stats at 9 am hungover this morning = boo
Monday, September 26th, 2005
3:48 pm
I'm sick. Twats up with that? poop on disease.



my neck hurts but im sexy



matrimony is bliss
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
12:38 am
ilove andrea and ciara and i love drinking and whorea nd men and all thing\s that are happy and miraculous and dave is hottt ahhah ai have a hot boyfirned yay! woo hoo my sister is commming to my party yay wedding is fro the coolest
Friday, September 16th, 2005
11:50 pm
Thanks Sharon and Rob!
yay! my wallet was found!!!!!!!!


wooo hooo!!!

life is great!!! for now...
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